Just The Facts, Jack will be a recurring advice column. Dictated, not written (opposable thumbs, y'all), by Jack Commons, each column will bring a superior solution to your sad and pitiful human failings and foibles.Jack Commons is a supreme being in the guise of a plush grey tomcat. He lives an impeccable life in Wisconsin, supported by a full household staff.

Just the Facts, Jack

I Don't Like Feeling Blah

Jack opines on how to manage a feeling of blah and if alcohol is the right answer.

I Don't Like Feeling Blah

Jack opines on how to manage a feeling of blah and if alcohol is the right answer.